Nick Piers

The fella who writes silly stories about a mutant armadillo private detective.

Sneak Peak! The Dame was a Tad Polish: Chapter 1

Dame was a Tad Polish - CoverAre you guys ready for a new Armadillo Mystery? Because it’s only days away, according to my publisher, Pro Se Press. Which means – choo choo! – the hype train is leaving the station! All aboard!

But in the meantime, I have a present for everyone. With permission from head honcho himself, Tommy Hancock, I am posting the first chapter of THE DAME WAS A TAD POLISH. What kind of trouble has Dilbert Pinkerton gotten himself into this time? Let’s let Dill describe his new adventure.

The name’s Dilbert Pinkerton: mutant armadillo, private detective. I dig for the truth.

The truth is, this is my first murder mystery since moving to Nevermore Bay and it’s a doozy. This guy was found impaled on a flag pole nearly thirty stories high. Innards spilling all out in the open like they decided to take a vacation from his body. Captain Greyer called me in to consult, but after my first case in Nevermore, the police ain’t fond of having me around. Neither is the star witness to this case.

Lily Pad – TV actress and mutant frog – is staying right across the street from where the body was found. In fact, her apartment window lined up in perfect view of the dead guy. Almost like the murderer wanted to make sure Lily saw it when she’d open the curtains in the morning, drinking her morning java.

Thing is, though, I can tell Lily’s hiding something. She’s connected closer to this case than she’s letting on. Worse, anti-homoanthro sentiments are already pretty strong with me in town as it is. Maybe if I can figure a way to get close to her, keep  her safe until all this comes to a head.

Before she loses hers. Continue reading “Sneak Peak! The Dame was a Tad Polish: Chapter 1”



When I lived in Toronto, I had the chance to go to three nerd conventions: Toronto Expo, Wizard World, and Anime North. To be honest, I became a little disillusioned with conventions, especially after Toronto Expo. It was enjoyable to meet some famous people, like Ted Dibiase (and Virgil), Nicholas Brandon, and former wrestler Kurrgan. Plus, meeting all sorts of my favourite comic book writers and artists. But after awhile, it just felt like an over-commercialized flea market. The biggest companies rented huge boots, like Fox promoting the Alien Quadrilogy on Blu-Ray. It seemed like such a waste of space for what should be a chance to mingle with celebrities or get an art commission by an artist. For years, I didn’t bother going to Martime conventions like Hal Con.

Today, though, I had the distinct pleasure of going to the Dartmouth Comic Arts Festival.

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The Joys of Writing: Learning From My Mistakes

Check out Larry Nadolsky's AWESOME cover art for The Dame was a  Tad Polish.
Check out Larry Nadolsky’s AWESOME cover art for The Dame was a Tad Polish.

This year, my second novel – The Dame was a Tad Polish – is coming out. That I can say “second novel” still feels surreal. When Pro Se Press published The City of Smoke & Mirrors two years ago, it didn’t fully hit me until I held a physical copy in my hands. I don’t believe I’ve blogged about my history as a writer, but I’ve been writing since Grade 2. I’d like to think I’ve honed my skills since writing in crayon (with an accompanying picture).

Still, since The City of Smoke & Mirrors was released, I’ve listened to criticisms (my own and others), studied more about writing (and editing!) practices, and tried honing my skills.

That’s what I want to discuss.

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Quickie Review: Project Almanac, aka Don’t Waste Your Time

Project Almanac

I’m a sucker for time travel movies. There are some great ones, too, like Back to the Future or Looper.

Project Almanac…is not one of them.

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Write to the Cover Volume One is now available!

Write for the Cover Vol 1Have you ever seen the episode of Deep Space Nine called Far Beyond the Stars? The episode shows Captain Sisko imagining himself as a pulp writer in the 50s. In one part of the episode, the editor handed out various pieces of art, whereby he asked the writers to write a story around the art. It was process commonly used back then by various publishers.

Pro Se Press decided to bring this concept back with WRITE TO THE COVER VOLUME ONE. Adam Shaw’s brilliant art inspired seven writers to submit a piece for this work.

Best of all, it features a new story by yours truly: SARA SAVIOR & THE INTERGALACTIC ARMOURY. I haven’t written much space-faring sci-fi and I had a blast writing this. I tried writing it in a Buck Rogers style with plenty of action and crazy concepts. I think it worked out really well.

Buy it now at Amazon or Smashwords.

Fiction Friday: Matrimony

Huh. My story opens with an image of a vase. Happy coincidence, I suppose.

Most of my writing is totally on the fly with little planning. When I write, it’s with a rough sketch in my head and little else. This especially goes for my writing form, which is basically whatever goes down on the page at that time.

Matrimony, then, was one of the rare times I tried experimenting with the written form. Minor spoilers here, but I tried making the form match the story being told. Two characters literally unite into one, like a gestalt. To match this in form, the story when they’re apart (and fighting) is done in short sentences. When they’re united, the form changes to purposely longer sentences.

And…eh, I don’t know. I liked the idea behind the experiment, just not the execution. I might revisit the concept sometime and play with the form and story combined. This was written in my last year studying English Literature, so I think I was trying to prove  to myself I could do fancy writing tricks like famous writers.

I should note that this story makes references to things within the superhero universe that Dill operates in. It is not, however, considered canon.

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Superhero Burnout

It was announced tonight that Netflix series Daredevil has been renewed for another season. I just finished the first season and that’s great news. I love the design for Daredevil’s costume at the end and there’s plenty of places they could explore given how the season closed.

But there’s something that this Forbes article raised: “Is it possible that Netflix and Marvel are really willing to commit – in the best of cases – to four original Netflix series a year if all the series end up becoming breakout hits?” This is in relation to their plans that include other series: AKA Jessica Jones, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, and along with Daredevil, a culmination of the four in The Defenders.

Now, don’t get wrong, I’m very excited for more Daredevil. I’m also optimistically excited for the other three (and a half, counting Defenders) shows.

That said, between all these planned shows and the line-up of movies coming out, I’m starting to feel some burnout.

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If You Liked…Daredevil (TV Series), Part 2

Daredevil-posterHere’s Part 1 of If You Liked…Daredevil (TV Series

Between work and my girlfriend’s birthday, this past week has been busy for me. As a result, I’ve only reached the 9th (of 13) episode of Netflix’ Daredevil. And so far, I am hooked. I really like how they’ve taken Daredevil’s mythos and tied many of its elements together. It’s unquestionably inspired by Frank Miller’s run, but its overall tone is more in line with the work that came later.

Let’s dive right into that, continuing on from last week.

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Fiction Friday: Kamikaze Flies

Hoo boy. This story. In 2008, my first piece of writing was accepted for publication. My short story, Safe Crossing, was published by a magazine called The Country Connection (Issue #57, Spring/Summer 2009). Up until my The City of Smoke & Mirrors came out, it was my only paid work. I’m not sure if I have the rights to publish that story here on the blog, but I might someday.

In my excitement for being published by The Country Connection, I tried writing another story for them. The magazine has an outdoors/cabin theme, so I thought, “Well, flies are always buzzing around in the country. They have short lifespans, so maybe some of them  have kind of a thrillkiller lifestyle?”

Thus, Kamikaze Flies. Looking back, it’s a silly story written on the fly (heh) out of pure excitement for being published. The Country Connection rejected it, sadly. Shame. I still kinda enjoy it for its silliness. Maybe the country bumpkin style of narration grates after awhile.

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If You Liked…Daredevil (TV Series), Part 1


Update: And here’s Part 2!

Only two days have passed since the new Daredevil series dropped on to Netflix. Everyone in social media has been going nuts over it. It currently stands at 97% on Rotten Tomatoes (with a 98% audience score). Former Daredevil writer Ed Brubaker is “About halfway through,[…]and it’s pretty fucking great.” So it seems this show might be kinda good. Having only watched the first two episodes, myself, I can also confirm that it’s pretty frigging great (I’m not as potty mouthed as Mr. Brubaker).

Daredevil is my second favourite superhero. Superman will always be number one, but man, between the comics and this new show, there’s a lot more of Daredevil to enjoy these days than Superman. And I think this new series will help many people forget that movie.

What’s extraordinary about ‘ol Hornhead is that many great creative hands have dipped into Hell’s Kitchen. Oddly enough, his title has seen it as a gritty noir, swashbuckling superhero, kung-fu action, over-the-top hi-jinx, and other interpretations. Amazingly, Daredevil is a very versatile character that not only survives, but excels, in every iteration.

With that in mind, let’s dive into some great runs by some of the best creators.

Continue reading “If You Liked…Daredevil (TV Series), Part 1”

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